doomkeeper

Babies on planes…

Why on earth does someone bring a baby on a plane? It’s not really going enjoy the trip, so why the douche have you dragged the poor little bugger with you. Aren’t there baby kennels that you check the little sods in with? It seems to be that everywhere I sit on any airline, bar the really budget ones (perhaps people are too scared to take their kids on them), there are screaming kids near by.

Now my theory. And I may have ripped this off from a comedy skit I saw. Since all the terror attacks, various things have been banned from airlines. Liquids for example. Shoes are even taken off and scanned these days. If someone gets caught with a “suspect baby”, then all the airlines will ban babies from the flights and we’ll all be happy.

People putting their seat back!!!

Ok. I find this the height of rudeness. I don’t give a monkeys if the seat goes back, check with the person behind you at the least. I’ve normally got my laptop on the table and end up eating the screen when some ignoramus in the front feels the need to recline. Damn them, damn them all.

Baggage claim!

Ok. I’m normally first there and last to leave. Why is always my bag that gets lost? Fallen off the conveyor and left at destination are two of my recent favorites. I wonder how many bags get lost every day? Boxes with fragile written down the side slide down the carousel and plonk into one another. Is this normal? I’m I the only one that’s horrified by this?